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taken from galnexdor.blogspot.com my friend from curtin but in metro in kl. just so...wow. kids.. Monday, July 17, 2006 kids these days... this actually happened in June. i was about to blog about it, but for some reason or other i didn't. though, it's just too cute to not blog about it. so here it goes. these are excerpts of a conversation i had with a cousin's friend in Melbourne. note: my cousin's 8 years old. girl: hey *** girl: who do u like? *** girl: can u ask *** girl: how old r u? *** girl: i also like a boy *** [girl] just sent you a Nudge! i thought i was sad because i'm 20 and i'm single. now an 8 year old has made me sink into depression.
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Unit Grade Mark Unit Title 307675 5 50 Engineering Economics 401 308808 X 36 Engineering Mathematics 233 308807 6 60 Fluid Mechanics 230 308805 5 55 Machine Dynamics 231 308804 6 62 Mechanical Design 238 supp for math. expected better for econs. was kinda expecting a credit, or maybe even a distinction. dont know what went wrong. thats the dissapointing subject. math, was expected. was scared for fluids, and dynamics and design basically. so...before goin in, i only was assured of a pass for econs. and form the looks of it, aside from math, that was the worse subject. my expectations are really screwed up. dont know when supp is. dont know if its better or worse than an outright fail. that means i have to go back early, change my flight, and screw up my holiday = ( looks like i gotta resign from my job, and study. if i take the supp. any thoughts on this? dont know how to tell mom. the supp is really gonna throw a spanner in things. i do want to work, and i can't leave them hanging without help. dont like cancelling plans like that. but... aargh. = ( think i'l just goto sleep now. good luck girls when you wake up. didn't want to msg the both of you cuz you might be asleep. actually, most probably asleep. good luck, i'l give a call or msg or something tomorrow. before i start work. buhbye
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not good news when you go to a friends blog and see your horoscope for the day as Scorpio Oct 24-Nov 22 Your car will break down, your date will leave you and you'll realise you gave away your last 10 cents to the begger..best to stay at home ouch. quite quiet around here now. dont know what to do. bored. so used to having good friends around. then you realise you haven't kept up with friends back home. the one person you thought you could depend on, and it finally hits you that its no longer there. and its most likely a self inflicted thing. = / woe is me.
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http://www.talkingcock.com/html/art The new movie, “Superman Returns”, features the Man of Steel coming back to find that his old girlfriend Lois Lane has a new boyfriend and a kid. But wha’ppen to their legendary relationship? Here are some TOP REASONS WHY LOIS DUMPED CLARK 1. Unfortunately, he really was faster than a speeding bullet… 2. Some more, "Man of Steel" didn't apply to everything. 3. And his excuse “There must be kryptonite in the room, because this doesn’t usually happen” doesn’t work after so many bleddy times. 4. Whole day whole night, he keeps talking about Lex Luthor this, Lex Luthor that. 5. Caught him checking out Wonder Woman with his x-ray vision one too many times. 6. Has to replace all those blown-out windows every time he farts. 7. Super-stingy on dates – always making the excuse that his costume “where got pocket to put a wallet?” 8. Wearing red underwear on the outside was just too gay for comfort. 9. Every time her parents come to Metropolis, he conveniently has to rush off to save the world with the Justice League. 10. Body: Metropolis. But below the belt: Smallville.
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"To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself." - Albert Einstein |
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dont like packing dont like packing dont like packing dont like packing dont like packing. and i just finished watching the first season of laguna beach. |
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Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives, girlfriends, fiances, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women in general) These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in June/July this year... FAILURE TO ADHERE TO THE RULES STIPULATED AS PER BELOW WILL RESULT IN SEVERE REPERCUSSIONS. List Of Rules. 1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention. 2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye). 3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month. 4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it wont happen. 5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day. This rule however is discretionary. (please refer to rule 2) 6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce (not necessarily in that order). 7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together". 8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times. 9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because: 10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash. 11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list". 12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc. Thank you for your cooperation. Regards, Men of the World |
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taken from http://www.jeffooi.com/2006/06/elegant_ Here are some Quotes on "Silence" Adrienne Rich: Lying is done with words and also with silence. Alice Walker: Bob Dylan: Confucius: Francis Bacon: Mark Twain: Martin Luther King, Jr.: Martin Luther King, jr.: Martin Luther King, jr.: Martin Niemoller: Martin Niemöller: Rachel Naomi Remen: Robert Greeleaf: Sally Berger: Sam Levenson: Sam Rayburn: Anon: Paramahansa Yogananda: Thana Ramayah: |
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i can't believe people like this exist. from some friendster page testimonial. some guy who obviously doesn't know the girl wrote this. i feel so hApPY ^8^... heeeheeeheeeheeexxxx me juS lo$t 68 IQ p0int afTEr i see tat haPpEe t3stii... i go back lead my b00k liao, aflaid if i dun study later i fail how? haiyaaaa... xIAo lUn | 10/6/2006 h!h!................... n!cE 2 m33t u..........! where r u add me???y u noe me??? aniway....thankxxx..4 u add me!!!hehehexxx...... happy we can be friend...^8^ -xIAOlun- |
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mom just called. just found out my maternal grandma has a fracture in her spine. and my paternal grandpa had a hip replacement = ( i feel bad for not being able to feel sad about it. my mind is just keeping my emotions from coming out. i feel bad for that. gotta go visit them when i get back = / |
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BONUS QUESTION ON CHEMISTRY EXAM The following is supposedly an actual question The answer by one student was so "profound" that Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look With birth and death rates as they are, we can 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A" |
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Interesting website here. http://www.avirginsplea.com honestly, would any PLATONIC friend do that for anyone? honest question to you girls. would you "help out" a guy friend, who hasn't had sex before, after making a bet? and im just waiting to see how this platonic friendship turns out later on =P
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Taken from: http://cruci-fiction.blogs.friendster.c Chinese Disgrace - Part 1 First of all, a brief background of the Chinese : The Chinese formed one of the oldest and most advanced civilizations somewhere in the east, where they developed scientific advancements such as the compass, gunpowder, and other rot which we use now. Unless, of course, one has been reading the history textbooks used in Malaysian schools, which credits every single bloody invention to the Muslims. The Chinese came up with many firsts, some of them arguable, such as the compass mentioned earlier. What cannot be argued is that the Chinese were also the first to sell out their entire country to an outside power. British, closed-door policy, and opium ring a bell? Also, they were probably the first to develop something infinitely powerful and to be used for something infinitely stupid. They developed gunpowder, the stuff that would probably have helped them achieved world domination (if they had such intentions), and what did they so with it? THEY FUCKING LAUNCHED FUCKING FIREWORKS INTO THE SKY! And what did the westerners do with it when they got their hands on the stuff? Develop guns and explosives. Boom! Boom! Good-bye squinty-eyed Chinaman! Well, the Chinese have gone a far way since then to alleviate the stupidity karma of their ancestors. Some are awarded Nobel Prizes, some make a fortune for themselves, some write Pultizer-prize winning books, some write good blog entries, and some open mamaks in Taman Mayang which serves the best damn blackpepper ham spaghetti you'll ever eat. But then again, there are the other ones... The Chinese have unfortunately regressed back into their self-destructive roots. Those back here would be familiar with the term Ah Beng, the female equivalent being Ah Lian, but for purposes of writing, I'll use the collective term of "Ah Beng". These self-proclaimed guardians of the Chinese heritage are pulling us back into the Cheecheongfun Dynasty, along with those damned Chinese Azns overseas. I swear I've never seen such abuse for Stickykeys (aZN prIDeZ). The Ah Bengs look with pride that they are "truly Chinese"in the sense that they can't fucking speak English or Bahasa Malaysia, and call those who can "Bananas" - Yellow on the outside, White on the inside. And that they mix with their own kind, unlike us traitors. However, an analysis shows that underneath all that patriotism, lies an envy for the caucasian. Ah Bengs not only envy the White Man, they wished that they were white themselves! These can be seen in : 1. Their hair. All Ah Bengs dye their hair blonde. Not natural blonde, but brightunnaturalblindyouinthesun blonde. Why not green, or red, or blue? Because blonde is a hair color typical of "perfect" caucasians. and I'm sure Hitler would agree with me on this one. 2. Dress. Ah Bengs typically wear slim-cut, three-quarter sleeved button down shirts, and bell-bottomed pants with the circumference of a large pizza. If they were the guardians of Chinese culture as they say they are, shouldn't they be wearing cheongsams and samfus? No... they're copying the white man's fashion sense. Sure they missed it by about 30 years when the white man was still doing the Night Fever, but you can't blame them. Ah Bengs are stupid. 3. Cars. The saying goes that if you give an Ah Beng a stylish car, he'll find a way to make it look like a piece of turd. And that's true. An Ah Beng car would be painted some gaudy color probably taken off a kid's paint set. And the cheap blue LEDs placed in random parts of the car, usually the hood or door. And the crapass bodykits which look as if taken off the scene of Jag's lastest car accident. But still... cars are a WESTERN innovation. I don't see no modified trishaws or bullock carts to make me eat my words. 4. Obsession with the color blue. From cars to handphones, Ah Bengs use blue light modifications. This is a reference to the again stereotypical "perfect" caucasian - Blue eyes. Being idiots, they never realised that there are such things as colored contact lenses, and so hope that all that blue light reflecting into their eyes would somehow change the pigmentation. I bet they would relate to Hitler really well if not for the fact that the only revolutionary figure they know of is Mao Ze Dong. 5. Music. No Chinese opera, loads of Chinese techno booming out of cars to advertise the fact that they listen to Chinese music. Techno is not of Chinese origin. Enough said. So therefore, Ah Bengs are introvertedly white. My heartfelt sympathy goes to the Caucasians. And as for the Ah Bengs, you need to add the "Cauc" to the "asian" if you ever want the chance to be cauc-asian. Go learn some fucking English and proper etiquette. |
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